> *“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.”* — Joseph Heller ### 🧠 AI Mind Control **Claim:** Large language models are secretly shaping human thoughts and elections by biasing answers. **Reality:** Algorithms reflect training data — but some people *really* don’t like hearing “it depends.” ### 🛰️ Fake Space Missions (Again) **Claim:** The Artemis Moon missions are filmed in a warehouse in Nevada. **Reality:** NASA livestreams everything — but conspiracy theorists still think Stanley Kubrick's ghost is directing. ### 💉 Vax 3.0 **Claim:** The new mRNA boosters include nanobots that report your emotions to the government. **Reality:** The only thing they report is your immune system getting stronger. ### 🌐 Digital Currency Control Grid **Claim:** CBDCs (Central Bank Digital Currencies) [[Crypto]] will be used to shut off access to your money if you're “non-compliant.” **Reality:** Governments are *talking* about CBDCs. But even they can’t get their websites to work. ### 🌞 Geoengineering 2.0 **Claim:** The global elite are dimming the sun to combat climate change and control crops. **Reality:** Solar geoengineering is being *researched* — but we’re not quite Mr. Burns yet. --- > 🧂 As always: Take it with a grain of salt — but don’t ignore the salt entirely.