You might be a geek if... 1. **Hoodie and T-Shirt Uniform** – Inspired by figures like Mark Zuckerberg, there's a stereotype that engineers always wear hoodies, graphic t-shirts (often with tech jokes), jeans, and sneakers. 2. **Thin, Pale, and Slouching** – Very thin and pale from spending all their time indoors or slightly overweight from a sedentary lifestyle and too much [Soylent](https://soylent.com/) or energy drinks. 3. **Glasses and Unkempt Hair** – The classic "nerd" look—glasses, sometimes messy hair, and a general lack of concern for grooming. 4. **Standing Desk and Barefoot in the Office** – Often imagined as using standing desks, sometimes with a balance board, and walking around barefoot or in socks in the office. 5. **Coffee and Energy Drinks in Hand** – Constant caffeine intake, whether it's fancy pour-over [[Coffee]], a cold brew, or a can of Red Bull, is a strong stereotype. 6. **Minimalist Backpack & Laptop Stickers** – Often seen carrying sleek backpacks (like a Peak Design or Aer bag) and laptops covered in stickers from hackathons, open-source projects, or their company. 7. **Bike Commuting or Electric Scooters** – Riding e-scooters, e-bikes, or fixies to work, avoiding cars altogether. 8. **Tech Bro Physique** – There’s a split stereotype: some geeksare seen as ultra-fit from climbing, cycling, or CrossFit ([biohacking ](https://biogena.com/en/knowledge/guide/biohacking_bba_5612051)types), while others are imagined as never working out at all. 9. **VR Headset in the Living Room** – A VR setup at home and possibly a treadmill desk or weird ergonomic chair. 10. **Gadget Obsession** – Wearing an Apple Watch, Oura ring, or some other health-tracking device, and always testing the latest phone, smartwatch, or smart glasses.